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25 Popular Cable TV Quotes

After extensive research, the team at has compiled the most popular cable TV quotes from the most popular movies ever released. This is list of popular movie quotes was voted on based on box office sales, production value, movie script quality, actor/actress interaction, location and director.

  1. “I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.” – TERRY MALLOY (Marlon Brando) in On the Waterfront (1954)
  2. “We all go a little mad sometimes.” – NORMAN BATES (Anthony Perkins) in Psycho (1960)
  3. “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you?” – BEN BRADDOCK (Dustin Hoffman) in The Graduate (1967)
  4. “Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.” – ALVY SINGER (Woody Allen) in Annie Hall (1977)
  5. “She’s my daughter!…She’s my sister! She’s my daughter! My sister, my daughter…She’s my sister and my daughter.” – EVELYN CROSS MULWRAY (Faye Dunaway) in Chinatown (1974)
  6. “Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL.” – DAVE BOWMAN (Keir Dullea) in 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
  7. “Take your stinkin’ paws off me, you damn dirty ape.” – TAYLOR (Charlton Heston) in Planet of the Apes (1968)
  8. “Because when you’re a call girl, you control it, that’s why. Because someone wants you…and for an hour…I’m the best actress in the world.” – BREE DANIEL (Jane Fonda) in Klute (1971)
  9. “So we finish 18 and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, ‘Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little somethin’, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” – CARL SPACKLER (Bill Murray) in Caddyshack (1980)
  10. “Hitler was better-lookin’ than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill!” – FRANZ LIEBKIND (Kenneth Mars) in The Producers (1967)
  11. “No, I’m all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women’s undergarments under my uniform.” – ED WOOD (Johnny Depp) in Ed Wood (1994)
  12. “…Your mother’s in here with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I’ll see that she gets it.” – REGAN MacNEIL/SATAN (Linda Blair) in The Exorcist (1973)
  13. “You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’m gonna get Medieval on your ass.” – MARCELLUS WALLACE (Ving Rhames) in Pulp Fiction (1994)
  14. “I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” – FRENCH SOLDIER (John Cleese) in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
  15. “He won’t come after me…He won’t. I can’t explain it. He, he, he would consider that rude.” – CLARICE STARLING (Jodie Foster) in The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
  16. “Excuse me while I whip this out.” – BART (Cleavon Little) in Blazing Saddles (1974)
  17. “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!” – AURIC GOLDFINGER (Gert Frobe) in Goldfinger (1964). 18. “You know what I am? I’m your worst f—in’ nightmare, man. I’m a nigger with a badge. That mean I got permission to kick your f–kin’ ass whenever I feel like it.” – REGGIE HAMMOND (Eddie Murphy) in 48 HRS. (1982)
  18. “Kid. The next time I say: ‘Let’s go someplace like Bolivia,’ let’s go someplace like Bolivia.”“Next time.” – BUTCH CASSIDY (Paul Newman) in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
  19. “Wendy?…Darling. Light of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said: ‘I’m not gonna hurt ya.’ I’m just gonna bash your brains in. I’m gonna bash ’em right the f— in! Ha, ha.” – JACK TORRANCE (Jack Nicholson) in The Shining (1980)
  20. “Then I just hate you and I hate your ass face.” – CORKY ST. CLAIR (Christopher Guest) in Waiting for Guffman (1996)
  21. “Look, you shoot up a guy’s head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you want to get caught.” – LOUISE (Susan Sarandon) in Thelma & Louise (1991)
  22. “And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.” – MARGE GUNDERSON (Frances McDormand) in Fargo (1996)
  23. “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” – VERBAL KINT (Kevin Spacey) in The Usual Suspects (1995)
  24. I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. The problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.” – DAVID ST. HUBBINS (Michael McKean) in This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
  25. “Jerry, d’you know the human head weighs eight pounds?” – RAY (Jonathan Lipnicki) in Jerry Maguire (1996)

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